Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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