I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
