This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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