I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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