No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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