You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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