Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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