i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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