Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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