I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Four minutes until I can fart!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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