i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If I die, sorry about rent.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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