so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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