belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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