I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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