i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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