ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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