I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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