So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So many questions so Iβll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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