Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize