I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
he's single and there are thong briefs.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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