Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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