That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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