im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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