this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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