After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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