similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
it glows. i had to have it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
