But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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