"it" just moved
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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