my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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