I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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