she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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