I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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