I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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