So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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