This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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