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• (562): View more from California

  The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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  Awkward!

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  No he was cute and I said yes!

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• (831): View more from California

  I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.

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  Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible

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• (818): View more from California

  He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.

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• (818): View more from California

  Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!

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