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(989): View more from Michigan

if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK

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(425): View more from Washington

He could be your dad!

(206): View more from Washington

We discussed that right before he asked for my number

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.

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(409): View more from Texas

I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.

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(516): View more from New York

Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...

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