I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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