with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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