Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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