would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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