Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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