It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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