Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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