On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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