I wish I only lived at night.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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