When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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