My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
