It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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