I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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