Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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