well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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