Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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