It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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