just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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